SATURDAY, JUNE 13 2026
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He Was Supposed to Be Finished. Someone Forgot to Tell the Roos

Three wins from four and a Good Friday miracle against Carlton. Alastair Clarkson has either engineered one of the more unexpected early-season turnarounds in recent memory, or the football media has simply been wrong so consistently for so long that it's become load-bearing.

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